Get Ready Joe: They're Coming After You |
America's Plumber is set to be smeared by the MSM and the Obama campaign |
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Editors published 10/16/2008 7:00:00 PM
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Ok, if they follow the same playbook as the smears against Palin, they will come after you.
Here is our Top 10 List (plus a couple of bonus finds):
- publish his Social Security number
- hack into his email
- say he never sold his truck on eBay
- say he banned plumbing books with illustrated gay plumbers
- say that he fired a security guard (even though he tasered his wife and son)
- make fun of him for saying, "I can see New York City from my back porch"
- find out he only reads "Plumbers Daily"
- discover that he left his family in $20,000 debt after adding a pool, basement, and 3 extra rooms to his family home.
- discover he shops at Wal-Mart
- find out he listened to the song Barracuda in 1983 without paying the Wilson sisters a royalty.
- learn that he voted to close down an art museum
- and finally, publish pictures of him in a bikini
Get ready, Joe.
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